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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgadh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

...They reach Ramgad and start shouting, “Abe O Thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.

Thakur shouts back in anger “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”

Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”

Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”

Kaalia looks up and sees Veru working on a PC on one watertank and Jai on another, using a laptop. Kaalia starts laughing and says “Ha ha! Thakur ne freshers ko liya hai. Yeh log programming karenge? Inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”

Veeru shouts, “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says “Jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.”

At Gabbar’s den

Gabbar “Kitne bugs the?”

Kaalia “Do sarkaar.”

Gabbar “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch ke aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi, barobar milegi.”

Gabbar snatches an X terminal from Sambaa, “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”

Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. Logout, logout, logout. Haan ab theek hai. Ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”

Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!”
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