A man and a woman got into a car accident. Their cars got
totally demolished but luckily both of them were all right.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow!
Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both dint even
get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends
and not try to pin the blame on each other.
Man," I totally agree wit u."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that
bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from
him. We should open it and celebrate our new found
friendship wit it.."
She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and
because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a
third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who
immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the
man.
Man,"aren't u having any?"
The woman replies," no I think ill just wait for the police;)
totally demolished but luckily both of them were all right.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"wow!
Look at the cars they're totaled! But luckily we both dint even
get a scratch! This is a sign that we should become friends
and not try to pin the blame on each other.
Man," I totally agree wit u."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says," that
bottle survived the crash just like us, I think its a sign from
him. We should open it and celebrate our new found
friendship wit it.."
She then hands the bottle to the man. He nods his head and
because of the nerve-wrecking accident he chugs about a
third of the bottle.. He hands it back to the woman, who
immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the
man.
Man,"aren't u having any?"
The woman replies," no I think ill just wait for the police;)
