Cid Joke

Bush: Osama mile, toh usey fod do !

Gandhi: Hinsa acchi baat nahin, usey chhod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nahin, toh usey mod do!
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Manmohan Singh: sabhi gaon aur kasbon ki unnati ke liye unhe road do!

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne ke liye usey code do!

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khuni andar hai mein kehta hoon darwaza tod do.. :)