Boy-I luv u...
Girl-i m engaged wid someone nd i hv boyfrnd..
boy- (after long thinking...)
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"DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST HOTA HO TOH..!!
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ek baar Santa ka beta khush hokar ghar aata hai aur kehta hai "papa papa...aaj maine Rs 3 bachaye"
Santa--woh kaise???
Santa ka beta--main bus ke peeche bhaga...usmein chadha nahi :)
Santa--le..karli na bewakoofon wali baat....Auto ke peeche bhaagta toh 50 rupees bachte..!! :-P :-P
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2012 students:~
Cyber cafe par Ladki Patai
Webcam par ho gai Sagai
Email par Divorce ho gaya
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Is bahane Computer ka Course ho gaya...
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What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?
ThiNk
thiNk...
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Ok let me tell..
MARUTI SUSU.Ki
:D:D:D:D:D
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