Police wale ne car wale ko roka-
"Ye suraksha week hai, Aap seat belt pehn kr car chala rhe ho, isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.
Aap is inaam ka kya kroge?
.
.
...Car driver:
Main is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
.
.
Pichle seat par baithi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka yakin mat kro, ye sharab pi kar kuch b bolta hai.
.
.
Uske papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh k bole:
Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum jyada dur nhi ja paenge.
.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi:
Bhai hamne border paar kr lia kya?
"SANTA
your son is dead"
hearing this Santa jumps from 50th floor
.
.
....
35 flr he realizs
I dnt have son
.
.
.
20 flr
I am not married
.
.
.
3rd flr
SHIT I M BANTA !!
FULL NAME OF BANKS:
HSBC: HUM SABSE BADE CHOR
HDFC : HAR DAM FAKIR CHAND
...
BOB : BANK OF BABUCHAK
IDBI : ITNA DHAN BINA INCOME
SBI : SAB BHIKHARI IDHAR
"Ye suraksha week hai, Aap seat belt pehn kr car chala rhe ho, isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.
Aap is inaam ka kya kroge?
.
.
...Car driver:
Main is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
.
.
Pichle seat par baithi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka yakin mat kro, ye sharab pi kar kuch b bolta hai.
.
.
Uske papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh k bole:
Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum jyada dur nhi ja paenge.
.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi:
Bhai hamne border paar kr lia kya?
"SANTA
your son is dead"
hearing this Santa jumps from 50th floor
.
.
....
35 flr he realizs
I dnt have son
.
.
.
20 flr
I am not married
.
.
.
3rd flr
SHIT I M BANTA !!
FULL NAME OF BANKS:
HSBC: HUM SABSE BADE CHOR
HDFC : HAR DAM FAKIR CHAND
...
BOB : BANK OF BABUCHAK
IDBI : ITNA DHAN BINA INCOME
SBI : SAB BHIKHARI IDHAR
