Kidz Love Letter

today we found a Kids Love Letter ..lats see what he right ??

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Dear

Love Letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu Bhaut pasand hai
tu bhi humesha Meri traf dekhti rahti hai
isliye mujhe laga ki maine b tujhe bhaut pasand hu
Tu maths me meri help karna
or
tu red ribben mat lagya kar
Qki Tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagti hai
isliye mujhe bhaut Gussaa aata hai

wo mere pados me hi rahti hai
inka ka badla lene k liye maine uske ghar ki bell baja kar bhag jata hu
or tu Fair & lovely lagya kar aur Gori dikhegi

Tere pass wali ladki Guddi hai na ? wo Tujhe se b Gori hai lekin mujhe to tu pasand hai
Qki vo mere pen churati hai
letter par agar gussa aaye to mujhe wapas kar dena lekin sir ko na dena
bhaut mushkil se likha hai kisi or ko de dunga

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Some Jokes

Boy-I luv u...

Girl-i m engaged wid someone nd i hv boyfrnd..

boy- (after long thinking...)
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"DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST HOTA HO TOH..!!
 

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ek baar Santa ka beta khush hokar ghar aata hai aur kehta hai "papa papa...aaj maine Rs 3 bachaye"
Santa--woh kaise???
Santa ka beta--main bus ke peeche bhaga...usmein chadha nahi :)
Santa--le..karli na bewakoofon wali baat....Auto ke peeche bhaagta toh 50 rupees bachte..!! :-P :-P

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2012 students:~

Cyber cafe par Ladki Patai
Webcam par ho gai Sagai
Email par Divorce ho gaya
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Is bahane Computer ka Course ho gaya...

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 What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?

ThiNk

thiNk...
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Ok let me tell..

MARUTI SUSU.Ki
:D:D:D:D:D

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Cid Joke

Bush: Osama mile, toh usey fod do !

Gandhi: Hinsa acchi baat nahin, usey chhod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nahin, toh usey mod do!
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Manmohan Singh: sabhi gaon aur kasbon ki unnati ke liye unhe road do!

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne ke liye usey code do!

And d best one
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khuni andar hai mein kehta hoon darwaza tod do.. :)

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Funny Jokes And Shayris

Killer shayri on DRS (Decision review system):

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya..

mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya..
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lekin meri kismat to dekho..

review system ne...
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Meri ball ko no-ball bata diya ;) :D

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Some Sms

Police wale ne car wale ko roka-
"Ye suraksha week hai, Aap seat belt pehn kr car chala rhe ho, isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.
Aap is inaam ka kya kroge?
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...Car driver:
Main is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
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Pichle seat par baithi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka yakin mat kro, ye sharab pi kar kuch b bolta hai.
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Uske papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh k bole:
Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum jyada dur nhi ja paenge.
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Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi:
Bhai hamne border paar kr lia kya?




"SANTA
your son is dead"
hearing this Santa jumps from 50th floor
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35 flr he realizs
I dnt have son
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20 flr
I am not married
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3rd flr
SHIT I M BANTA !!

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